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How to answer a dear John letter.
Collect lots of photographs of girls.Send them to the person who sent the dear John,ask her to pick out her picture and send the remainder back to you.
How to stop someone in your room snoring
If the person is asleep give him a shake and when he wakes give him a peck on the cheek and call him georgeous.He won't sleep worrying about you therefor he won't snore.(Only works on guys who are smaller than you)
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Drivers first parade report
Driver-Engine number three cylinder missing.VM answer:-Number three cylinder found after a short search.
Driver-Vehicle drives funny.VM-Vehicle ordered to sort itself out and be more serious.
Driver-Gearbox hums.VM-Gearbox given lyrics for next journey.
Driver-There is evidence of an axle leak.VM-Rremoved evidence.

Sgt. Crafty's paranoid combat clerk.






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